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Your Week in a Rap Lyric: "Just killed another career / it's a mild day" —Nicki Minaj
Romance Forecast: Cool, blue skies. After last week's love fest, it's time to move romance to the back burner.
You Should Definitely Buy: A notebook to keep on your bedside table. All astrologers agreed that is will be a creative week for you! So when you wake up in a cold sweat with the genius idea for a phone case that places a Seamless order 30 minutes before you know you're hungry, you can jot that down.
Thing You Can Totally Blame on the Planets: A rebellious streak, particularly at work or school. If you are instructed to bring a salad to a group event, but you bring pizza instead, just tell everyone it was written in the stars.
Risk You Should Really Take: Declare a project you've been working on officially *done* and move on today. Whether you've been laboring over a research paper on the history of puppets or a one-woman show about a goat farmer, it's time.
Emoji You'll Need: 👊
Your Week in a Rap Lyric: "All I do is contemplate ways to make your fans mine" —Eve
Romance Forecast: Chillin. This might not be the week for dramatic declarations of love or exciting new crushes and that's just fine.
You Should Definitely Buy: Donuts. One astrologer thinks you might have a secret enemy working against you, and while no one else corroborated this claim, it's best to play it safe. Buy donuts for everyone in your life and you'll never have enemies.
Thing You Can Totally Blame on the Planets: Wiping your proverbial slate clean and starting a new creative endeavor. You're not unfocused, it's just a result of Sunday's solar eclipse!
Risk You Should Really Take: Talk to strangers! Several astrologers agree that you might serendipitously meet someone important this weekend, whether it's the partner you've been needing to start your future skincare empire or just your new go-to for Netflix and snacks night.
Emoji You'll Need: 🍩