We read every horoscope on the internet this week. Here's what you need to know.More
Your Week in a Rap Lyric: "I am a beautiful hawk, I have big wings / I want a big house, I want big rings" —Heems
Romance Forecast: Scattered showers. On Saturday, Venus goes into retrograde, which could throw off your love life. Don't pull a Carrie Underwood and take your hands off the wheel in hopes that a higher power will sort everything out for you. Simply use this retrograde, which lasts until April 15, as a time for reflection.
You Definitely *Shouldn't* Buy: A bold, different haircut or a new tattoo. Venus retrogrades are a terrible time for makeovers. Don't test the planets, y'all.
Thing You Can Totally Blame on the Planets: Going full-on Kanye and hogging the spotlight. That's not typical for you, but it's been foretold by the planets—you can't help it!
Risk You Should Really Take: Say "no," if your gut is telling you to do so. This is a great week to claim agency in your life and put the expectations of others on the back burner. Sorry, Mom!
Emoji You'll Need: 🙉
Your Week in a Rap Lyric: "If you don't like me, fuck it, I'll be by myself"–Big Sean
Romance Forecast: Mostly cloudy. The big news in the planets this week is that Venus goes into retrograde on Saturday, which means you'll be feeling reflective until mid-April. Evaluate your connection carefully and look out for red flags—it might be time to cut ties.
You Definitely Should Buy: A kickboxing class. Our sources suggest replacing bad habits with good ones this week, so consider releasing your pent-up energy at the gym rather than happy hour (or maybe a little of both?).
Thing You Can Totally Blame on the Planets: A bit of perfectionism. If you can't stop scrubbing countertops or are obsessively editing your projects at work this week, know that it's the stars' fault. But also, you should chill.
Risk You Should Really Take: Let your activist tendencies come out in full force this week. Organizing and advocating for causes you care about will be extra rewarding!
Emoji You'll Need: ☝️