Ever since Snapchat blessed us with its golden butterfly filter, regular smartphone camera selfies just don't look magical enough. That is, unless you have a prism lens attachment that transforms your photos into starry, rose-tinted dreamscapes. Buy one and respond with "🙊" when your friends ask, "Omg what app is that?"
Starry Eye Lens Kit, $18, urbanoutfitters.com.
Head to your local library or copy center (or, if you work in an office, come in super-early), glance around to make sure no one is watching, and get cozy with the photocopier. If anyone asks, it was making a funny noise and you were pressing your ear to it to locate the problem. You can also use a desktop scanner. Either way, put on some bright makeup, fan out your hair, scatter some glitter or sequins around your face (if you're feeling ambitious), and don't forget to close your eyes (those photocopier lights are intense).
Photograph courtesy of Jack's Scanner/Oystermag.com