The stars told the internet about your future this week, and the internet told us. Here's everything you need to know about this week's horoscopes!More
Your Week in a Rap Lyric: "Wake up every day, know that I am blessed" —Lil Uzi Vert
Romance Forecast: Sunday showers. All the action in your love life will be concentrated late this weekend, when Venus retrogrades into Pisces. But will this alignment bring forgiveness? A turbulent emotional roller coaster? We promised the stars we wouldn't give you any spoilers.
You Definitely Should Buy: A stockpile of coffee. This week is a busy one in your place of work, with potential for conflict among peers. Keeping calm is overrated, Aries; stay sharp. Plus, you'll need a little extra caffeine for the weekend, when you decide to take some unfinished projects home. Finally staining that unfinished coffee table in your living room means a perfect excuse for...more coffee.
Thing You Can Totally Blame on the Planets: Next-level self-care. The new moon is your excuse. Now go get yourself a sheet mask and some hot tea.
Risk You Should Really Take: Compete against yourself! Everyone (read: you) wins when you work to be better than yourself—you're a worthy competitor! Whether you're working to beat your record time on the New York Times mini-crossword puzzle, or trying get 100% on your next math test to improve on last week's 98%, you'll feel extra satisfied when you finally reach your goal.
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Your Week in a Rap Lyric: "There's a lot going on but I stick to the ones I love" —Vic Mensa
Romance Forecast: The clouds are parting. Leave behind relationships that aren't enriching your life, and focus on the great support system you have all around you. Now is a great week to appreciate the family and friends that boost you up even when you're feeling down.
You Definitely Should Buy: A desk organizer for your home office, maybe an additional surface that allows your desk to become a standing desk. Like old-school Mr. Incredible, you work alone this week, and it works well for you.
Thing You Can Totally Blame on the Planets: Being antisocial. If you're feeling introverted, don't feel guilty for skipping out on happy hour or affording yourself a Friday night wrapped in a blanket with sleeves. The planets say your introspection is super-productive this week, so withdrawing a little will be completely worthwhile.
Risk You Should Really Take: Speak up! Mercury is in your sign right now, which means it's a great time to articulate yourself. Take advantage now, though, because on April 9th, Mercury goes into retrograde, which is a notoriously unlucky time—particularly for communication.
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