Your Week in a Rap Lyric: "If I quit this season, I still be the greatest" —Kendrick Lamar
Romance Forecast: Nothing but sunshine. The full moon in Libra means you'll be feeling the love! Prepare to deepen your relationship with a special someone, and don't be surprised if you're showered with gifts (it is your birth month after all).
You Definitely Should Buy: If you're afraid that your significant other will drop the ball on said gift shower, take matters into your own hands. No one knows what you want better than you! Time to finally buy that rose gold cocktail shaker you've been eyeing.
Thing to Blame on Mercury's Retrograde: Leaving someone hanging via text, even if you have read receipts. Mercury's backwards movement disrupts communication and technology, so you can totally blame that one on the planet closest to the sun.
Risk You Should Really Take: Quietly devote some time to your side hustle. It'll give you a little peace of mind while all of this retrograding is going on.
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Your Week in a Rap Lyric: "That average-ass watch can't fuck with my wrist" —Young Jeezy
Romance Forecast: Scattered sunshine. The fact that Mars is in your sign this week makes you super-energetic, even funnier than usual, and especially attractive to others. Thanks a bunch, Mars!
You Definitely Should Buy: A pass to that pricey exercise class you've been dying to try. Put that extra jolt of energy to use in the boxing ring (or pilates studio, or indoor rock climbing gym).
Thing to Blame on Mercury's Retrograde: A late homework assignment; everyone's wires are a little bit crossed this week. No word on whether "sorry, Mercury was in retrograde" works as an excuse for missing a deadline, but we wish you the best.
Risk You Should Really Take: Spend a little more time with your thoughts than usual. If there's one thing Mercury retrogrades are actually good for, it's introspection.
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