Your Week in a Rap Lyric: "I'm most strictly spectacular / spit rhyme vernacular" —Prince Ali (aka Mahershala Ali)
Romance Forecast: Sunny with a chance of showers. You've got your birthday glow on, but your success at work this week may mean sidelining your love life. Honestly, this could be a good thing, because nobody wants a selfish, needy, inconsiderate significant other, like Nate from The Devil Wears Prada. Weed out the Nates in your life.
You Definitely Should Buy: A stress ball. Our sources say you need extra patience this week, and that may involve something you can dig your nails into.
Thing You Can Totally Blame on the Planets: A little more selfishness than usual. The sun is in your sign! You should be entitled to your first choice when you and a pal are scrolling through your Netflix queues.
Risk You Should Really Take: Take on some extra responsibility in order to try something new! Start a book club or snag an out-of-the-ordinary new project at work.
Emoji You'll Need: 💪
Your Week in a Rap Lyric: "Peace to fashion police, I wear my heart / on my sleeve, let the runway start" —Kendrick Lamar
Romance Forecast: Blue skies. This is a stable week for you, romantically, no matter your relationship status. Bask in the calm.
You Definitely Should Buy: Noise-cancelling headphones. You'll be most productive when you keep to yourself this week, so find a pair of headphones that allow you to lock into work mode.
Thing You Can Totally Blame on the Planets: Sleeping. In. Late. The consensus among our astrological sources is that you need more rest this week, and honestly, who are you to argue?
Risk You Should Really Take: Two of our sources suggest that you go see a therapist, so if you have some things to work through, we say go for it! Bonus if you can find a shrink that comes with a therapy dog.
Emoji You'll Need: 🐶