Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but when it's not, we need to learn how to embrace the alternative. Such is the conclusion Cold Picnic creators Phoebe Sung and Peter Buer came to when they realized that every print they designed ended up being a little...well, suggestive. But instead of starting from scratch every time things got too racy, they decided to throw inhibition to the wind and celebrate the naked body.
The five-piece collection—Private Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5—has just the right amount of evocative playfulness to heat up any home. The textiles are hand-tufted with New Zealand wool yarn, so while they may be humorous in design, they're serious in construction. And rugs aren't the only things decorated with boobs that this Brooklyn-based design duo has created: you can also get the abstract anatomy on pillows and towels so that no room is left untouched.
Private Parts collection by Cold Picnic $264–$550, coldpicnic.com.