Some people will never understand the merit of investing in pretty underwear. What's the point? Who will see it? It will only get washed a million times until it's a stretched-out, muted ghost of its former self. But that's where they're wrong! Treat yourself to well-made, high-quality undergarments and they will be the gift that keeps giving. Every day that you put on one of these whimsical and delicate or quirky and patterned pairs, the knowledge of what's under your clothes will give you a level of smug satisfaction. The pair you've had since middle school simply can't compete with that (it's definitely time to pull the plug on those, by the way).
So go on—stand up tall when you walk into your laundromat with these skivvies in tow, and bask in the satisfaction of owning sophisticated lingerie during one of the few times it's socially acceptable to show your underwear to strangers.